Katy Perry Just saw sky divers LIGHT up the HOLLYWOOD SKY. I've never seen this... I thought, finally the aliens...Nope, some new sky diving thang #RAD
Iman Crosson Photo: projectblogsphere: oh LAWD! LOL tmblr.co/Z_yqpxGOVAf4
I'd have to see the Nicki Minaj performance about 5 more times before I can figure out what happened. Replay, replay, replay, replay, replay
Jenny Rae I didn't watch The Grammy's, but everyone keeps mentioning either the awful Nicki Minaj performance or Chris Brown drama.
Ground Zero is so much fun when everything is uphill because of the crater you live in.
Rondell Paul RIP Society of the Day: I can’t decide who I dislike more: The “who is Paul McCartney” kids or the “I would let Chris Brown beat me” girls.
FunnyTweets I believe that unicorns were the first to call eachother dickheads.
VenetianPrincess I'm been editing for almost 2 days straight, seeing floaties lol
Reuters Top News Plenty find love online, where lies abound - poll reut.rs/yLswVx
Melissa Joan Hart At the Cosmo hotel waiting to see Foster the People play at the AGjeans party. Jealous?
UberFacts Brazilians have a word for "tenderly running your fingers through your lover's hair." It's "Cafuné."
Bill Maher Repubs pushing bill permitting ANY employer now to deny birth control coverage! They think this is a winner cuz in their bubble it is
If you don't live in the ionosphere, Scientology may not be for you; if you do, you've outgrown the founder.
Linz Loves A "religion" having commercials is like a college having commercials. Don't wanna go there. #scientologyequalsdevry
TEAM COCO lawsuits yet to be discussed. Conan's Team Coco website vs Coco's women's wear.
Conan fears for his life in conversation with Ice-T.
Bonnie Mckee Hey everyone! I'm about to go LIVE on BBC and chat about Whitney, Adelle, working with Katy, and my own project. bbc.co.uk/iplayer/consol… :)
Running downstairs with no bra on, and knocking yourself out with your huge tits.
Waiting for CNBC to lie like Conan when he loses on The Hulk mistake about The Fantastic Four when the world collapses. Oh, they already do!
Lauren Fairweather Puppy Conan is my new favorite show.
PuppyConan was so adorable. :-)
Coco Hey,do ya get the hint?? Watch Conan tonight!I even spelled it out for u.Trying to get the message across..hehe say.ly/fKr1q1Q
spricket24 Obviously I just got out of therapy lol believe in me damnit I'm cray cray!
I don't need to be "fixed" bcuz there's nothing wrong w/me. I just need 2b believed in.
hair smells like awesome. twitpic.com/8jmca4
I'm in my bed trying to type in a very awkward position with my laptop lol twitpic.com/8jmaxo
If your throat is tickling you, scratching your ear can make it go away.
iCarly Red lipstick does NOT make EVERYONE prettier. The proof is in our new photo gallery! bit.ly/snapsic #ThingsILearnedWatchingiCarly
Al Yankovic Celebrating 500 episodes! twitpic.com/8jm0kb
max adams Whoa you can sure tell Torture Single People Day is here. Die, radio, die!
God I'm SO fucking SICK of my iphone dying on me mid sente
Jennette McCurdy 
Joan Rivers Coming up in 5 minutes!!!! Our @e_FashionPolice Grammy Special is lots of laughs tonight. @GiulianaRancic, @MissKellyO, @GeorgeKotsi!
The New Price is Right - Why Bullseye ('72) was retired. youtube.com/watch?v=bMkAfG…
The New Price is Right (Aired 9/5/72; 4th episode taped) SHOWCASES youtube.com/watch?v=r9rsyR…
The Price is Right - $1 Showcase overbid. youtube.com/watch?v=94_-7E…
The Price is Right 6/12/07 Cover Up Perfection youtube.com/watch?v=0MEjap…
Backwards Spin On The Price Is Right 1992 youtube.com/watch?v=8598Oz…
Vanna White is a contestant on The Price is Right 1980 youtube.com/watch?v=5e27GD…
Found this on one of my fav websites! @JoshSundquist workin it!! twitpic.com/8jl4kk
Dan Schneider 6:00pm - This just happened on the iCarly set - but this is NOT an iCarly actress... and who is this actor? twitpic.com/8jl4r9
Linda Ah, the palpable desperation wafting from the men scanning the meager Valentine card selection in the corner grocery store.
"Paypal has unfriended you and wants its 2 micropayments back."
Amber Benson "But I have no browse!" - my dad, trying to upload picture 2 dating site only to be thwarted by this message: click browse & upload picture.
Lisa Schwartz It's almost valentines day. Will you be my valentine?!
BBC News (World) "There is no compelling evidence any online dating matching algorithm actually works" - can computer cupids find love? bbc.in/xn2B9S
Of course I bought it! Pre gaming for Bachelor night!! twitpic.com/8jkut6
SaltLake City Weekly Americans are expected to spend $17 billion this Valentine's Day.
ROFLCOPTER!
ThinkProgress In response to new marriage equality law in Washington, thousands of straight married couples announce plans to divorce #notreally
Look at the bags under my eyes. I haven't blinked in weeks!
Stevie Ryan Who knew sleep was all I needed to look rested?
Kat Vassar "and she has a lot of years in her yet..." is how someone described me last night. Ha.. Felt like a used car being appraised.
Karen I've gotta find the ladies room. It's true what they say, you don't buy tequila, you rent it.
If Russell Brand was me, he'd want half of Katy Perry's earnings while they were married. Russell must be much more self-sufficient than me.
pourmecoffee Tomorrow may be last Valentine's Day before President Santorum limits sex to procreation. Now or never. Make your move.
So Damn True! Be careful who you open up to. Only few people actually care. The rest are just nosy.
*FIRE ALARM* Teacher: Okay kids, single file line. Me: MOVE B*TCH I'M ABOUT TO DIE.
Alyssa Milano What North America looks like from about 220 miles above the Earth's surface☛ huff.to/yBaVfp #video /via @heykim
On Earthquakes 2/12/2012 — Utah earthquake swarm at dormant Volcanic Chain = Craton edge pressure: Here is a full website post ... bit.ly/zLUPHh
Miranda Cosgrove 
Roger Ebert Nearly every sentence was plagiarized from a different source. It would have been easier to write the book himself. nyr.kr/ykNitc
Alexandra Wentworth On plane again. Turbulence. So scared, grabbed the guy's arm next to me. Why's he so mad? Not THAT much blood. Gave him my peanuts.
4:27pm - Just taken at Victorious rehearsal: twitpic.com/8jk412
Diane Warren I'm dangerous on twitter when sleep deprieved but come to think of it dangerous on here anyway...
kd Lang - If I Were You + interview (1995) youtube.com/watch?v=VY7HKd…
Holly Marie Combs Yes :) "@mireille_antsa: #PLL TONIGHT #PLL TONIGHT #PLL TONIGHT #PLL TONIGHT #PLL TONIGHT@abcfpll @ashbenzo @lucyyhale @shaymitch @h_combs”
Again Today by Brandi Carlile youtube.com/watch?v=v4Sa_d…
Brandi Carlile. Again Today. #NowPlaying
Easily distracted people are more creative.
An open letter to the worst human being in history to ever sit a movie theater. bit.ly/wwHk4Y
UK RAPPER MOONLIGHT-"HEADS TURNING" youtube.com/watch?src_vid=…
Shari Vanderwerf When speed dating, it's good form to bring enough Adderall for everyone.
Studies show sleep-deprived people look less attractive.
When you're homeless, it seems the only way to get arrested is to walk down the street naked.
Taylor Spreitler this is why i love LA RT @WehoDaily: traffic hazard: completely nude man with beer at oxford and clinton. male white around 60yo.
3:12pm - A typical day, filming iCarly. Jennette takes a nap on set, while Miranda sniffs Jerry's hand: twitpic.com/8jjcbt
Go buy @katyperry's new single "Part of Me" on itunes! I'm so proud of this song, Katy sounds amazing! :D Thx 4 ur support and love! <3
"There's just not enough Xanax in the world." - substituting "Xanax" for "love" in song lyrics
❤ I exist therefore I anxiety.
~ no shades of grey. In other words, the show was too sophisticated for it's time.
RP: I remember reading that, when CBS cancelled the show, they issued a memo, explaining that the characters should be either good or bad--
Cimarron Strip (TV Series 1967–1968) imdb.com/title/tt006124…
Eric Bentsen Lancer (TV Series 1968–1970) imdb.com/title/tt006257…
Zina Bethune imdb.com/name/nm0079203/
Saying "pineapple" to someone as their about to sneeze can cause them to "forget" about sneezing.
In the time my dad has been out buying cigarettes the price must have changed like 10 times.
ktla VIDEO: Former Actress Killed in Hit-and-Run While Helping Injured Animal bit.ly/yT4LZc
You can also buy ALI IN WONDERLAND at @BNBUZZ!
2:24pm - I hold my enormous lemon next to Jerry Trainor's head: fb.me/12mXMSAmq
Will you tell your followers to buy ALI IN WONDERLAND on Amazon. And that we only slept together once! @jimmykimmel
Ali in Wonderland: And Other Tall Tales by Ali Wentworth amazon.com/dp/0061998575/… via @amazon
2:03pm - Lunch time. What's Jennette eating? Take a look: twitpic.com/8jijee
alexa Anyone looking for a roommate for the end of march, contact me! preferably someone with a ps3/xbox but I'm not going to be picky about it
Earthquake Forecasts 5.6 earthquake hits NE of Eureka, CA; earthquake.usgs.gov/earthquakes/sh…
Just pulled the mommy-move of peeing while holding the sleeping baby. You can file this tweet under "T" for "talent" & "TMI".
New Arizona bill would ban Canterbury Tales, Catcher in the Rye and the dictionary from schools. thkpr.gs/yEebew
Reuters US News Judge busted for dismissing her own traffic tickets reut.rs/wNESuO
TouchByAM Touch pick of the day: Over the Top raglan top bit.ly/yWTAjD
Madonna - Angel (Dubtronic Extended Version) youtube.com/watch?v=Ke31_-…
Laughed when I heard you guys ww trended "Jennette Rocks my Mismatched Socks." thank you!!
Madonna - Angel [Extended Dance Mix] 1985 youtube.com/watch?v=0A2vvf…
Falling out of bed kills 450 people in the U.S. every year.
Julia Nunes Member when I said I was gonna tour my face off? That starts in about a week, check out the dates... fb.me/HzbrAxwq
Dress You Up (12" Formal Mix) - Madonna 1985 youtube.com/watch?v=8Xo1Jx…
I love my crazy red mane! fb.me/StbQDYoH
"Return of the jelly monster!"
Murdoch facing battle with staff in Sun showdown reut.rs/wP3wfk
Madonna was fired from Dunkin' Donuts for squirting jelly in a customer's face.
Any time you have an opportunity to make a difference in this world and you don't,then you are wasting your time on Earth.- Roberto Clemente
Natalie Maines Don't forget to watch the return of Cougar Town tomorrow night. My future depends on it;)
Accidentally saw a recipe for crème brûlée using AVOCADO. Just stop, avocado-as-dessert people. Just. Stop.
TMZ Diddy HOSPITALIZED! bit.ly/xrMcYt
Jenny Johnson Last night I discovered Skrillex and Deadmau5 are people and not a P90X workout.
Kathy Griffin Best dressed list? Me? I'm just a stupid teenage starlet!!! lockerz.com/s/183440057
Here I am with a mouse. @deadmau5 lockerz.com/s/183450482
National Debt Tweets $15,354,108,706,908.54 (-) #nationaldebt
Watching Sara Paxton & Nancy Travis & Chelsea Hobbs in The Party Never Stops (2007) on LMN-HD, 4pm ET
Ashley Tisdale 
Liz Leo Doin' Galentine's Day right! instagr.am/p/G9ay2DI4yr/
Holy shit this is catchy. I'm feeling alot better today. Looking for a man, I'm taking applications. dailybooth.com/tallestwomanon…
12:02pm - Miranda and Jennette take a rest on the iCarly set: twitpic.com/8jhc67
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