britneyspearsMy ears are RINGING San Jose! You guys were SO loud! Thanks for all the love. On my way home to LA LA LAND. U ready? -Britneyabout 5 hours ago via web Retweeted by you and 100+ others
RT: Lara Bonner laraaa - so ready to be sleeping and not thinking. also i hate twitter, hashtags and bad moods!about 5 hours ago via web
Did I just play a murdered Serbian star's video then read about Winehouse being booed in Serbia? I'm really slow on the uptake sometimes.about 6 hours ago via web
I'm too wasted to get up in the morning anymore, but that's more brain damage & destroyed sleeping patterns than TV/computer abuse.about 6 hours ago via web
MirandaBuzz Crazy workout tonight at my kickboxing class. I decided to cheat a little and just lay on the floor during the sit-up portion #no1noticed
catrific I love camping. I really want to go camping. No one ever wants to go with me.
Me: Last time I went camping I lost my dream job. Turns out my employer was anti-premarital sex, and he forgot I asked for and received permission from him to miss work for a day (not to mention two). I also lost my girlfriend (pictured above?) despite our great time camping in the Adirondacks. I had to sleep somewhere on the way home and it would be construed as cheating. Whenever I needed somewhere to sleep elsewhere for a night it was usually a one night stand, because people couldn't stop themselves from taking advantage of me.
MissSarcastic Telling you I'm gay does not invite you to ask how I'm gonna make babies - mkay?!
shariv67 Marriage is like a school from which you never graduate.
CienaRae Sooooo if I get this audition tomorrow I'll be filming in Paris for four weeks...kiiiinda down..
panthergo After countless hours of emotional commitment, we finally watched the Lost finale. I feel empty inside for at least several reasons.
papertimelady Guys, I don't understand how this person is impersonating me, but it's infuriating. Got it, the impersonator is using an account @papertimeIady where the l is actually a capital i. Please report it, block it, etc.
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