Wednesday, April 22, 2009

My 480 Tweets, 3-14-09 thru 4-22-09

disasterpastor

  1. @bravesgirl5 In LA, local TV news is a stage for criminals to show their acts of carnage. Total Shock & Awe.
  2. @bravesgirl5 Isn't the first 10 minutes of TV news like the obituary page though? "If it bleeds it leads."
  3. You earn $500, $700 of it goes back to the gov't. You've actually lost $200!
  4. He found out the hard way that earning a living doesn't pay, at all.
  5. That's certainly less than the 140% rate one of my neighbors was in in MN.
  6. UK Govt hikes top income tax rate to 50%, from 40%. The 50-percent rate will apply to any income above 150,000 pounds.
  7. well is it a hanging or a gunshot? How could the police state that it was an apparent suicide if it were a gunshot?
  8. 33k shares? That's gotta be worth at least $20, no?
  9. ! In just a couple more days, I would suspect that this site shuts down. Please send a copy of your database to several safe sources.
  10. go get thee an administrative Subpoena and thy SHALL RECEIVE!
  11. kdenninger: Oh Jesus. Heh SEC (or anyone else) if you want the records of everything Blumunki posted,
  12. etrade: Are you serious? Blumunki was really Kellerman? Man, I was not civil to him in that thread.
  13. from.
  14. I do enjoy watching them try to figure this global economic meltdown out with accuracy though. Something the mainstream media is far removed
  15. 9 more pages of comments about the suicide by vast right-wingers (I'm a lefty, so I don't post there) http://tinyurl.com/d32bu8
  16. GSEs are going to blow guys. This is inevitable and when it hits it is going to be like a ****ing nuclear weapon went off in your back yard.
  17. kdenninger writes: The presumption I have at this point is that indictments are imminent.
  18. Breaking News: Freddie Mac Chief David Kellerman Commits Suicide http://tinyurl.com/dkchy4
  19. @jillhanner Downtown Train - Rod Stewart live in HD. Check out the horn player at the end. :) http://tinyurl.com/cuzexp
  20. RT: jillhanner In Penn station waiting for a train. Oh how I do not miss people bumping into me... Grr
  21. Speed AND ACTION! (I'll just be catatonic on the bus so nobody swarms a celeb while on the city bus. It would create a driving hazard.)
  22. And why is it the only time I saw Keith Olbermann was on a city bus the day he lost his job, before I knew he lost his job?
  23. I really doubt Fotomat was a secure place to have photos developed.
  24. I even took a picture of myself circa 1990 out in LA and the photo of Johnny Carson on his book looks way too similar in expression to mine.
  25. Even Johnny Carson would say there was a hidden camera in a TV watching a certain viewer watching TV, as early as 1983.
  26. Others would be entertained; I would take it all too seriously personal.
  27. Yet there was no escaping MTV's grip on my psyche, or the Twilight Zone Movie's either.
  28. Throw in a bit of RATT & Twisted Sister & a bunch of others & I'm ready to call it quits.
  29. Wouldn't 90% of famous Rock 'N Rollers on MTV back in the 80's count as crazy people?
  30. It just means that a crazy person was there.
  31. I guess there is some lag time between being crazy, and being diagnosed crazy. But finding used syringes atop Nob Hill doesn't make me crazy
  32. It was said all the crazies from the rest of the country fell into California, as a last place of refuge.
  33. Welfare was obviously a failed state back then.
  34. City Hall was right next to the Tenderloin District, with homeless blind quadriplegics selling pencils on the sidewalk outside of Macy's.
  35. Those Legalize It Protests I went to in San Francisco back in 1982 didn't really do much except scare the bejeezus out of me. Downtrodden!
  36. RT: thatgirlonline Hello! I have been helping out @Rocketboom! CRAZY http://www.rocketboom.com/ & my story@ http://tinyurl.com/caitnboom
  37. I can't even shovel a walk for more than 5 minutes, and it seriously would take hours for this job anyway.
  38. People are just too lazy to exercise - that includes me. But I get asthma attacks from exercising.
  39. Remember when smoking drugs would give you the same heart rate boost?
  40. @melissajenna find a five story building with stairs to walk up. I'm guessing you'll hit 110 bpm.
  41. And alone.
  42. Why I spent all those years reading everyone's horoscope thinking it's about me? I'm horribly ego-centric.
  43. Now I just randomly select videos to watch on YouTube and playlist them.
  44. As I got older, I'd just open a dictionary randomly and look for my word of the day.
  45. I liked Sword Drills in Bible Class. We'd be told a passage to look up and then all 15 of us would race to look it up,stand up&read it 1st.
  46. BuckHollywood can tweet longer messages so it becomes difficult to retweet him.
  47. RT:Honestly, I went to Catholic High School and College and read the Bible my whole life and often found great comfort in parts. (Jonas 3:16
  48. RT: buckhollywoodRemind me never to mention the Bible again. I would much rather get emails from pissy Jonas fans than Bible thumpers. BAM!
  49. RT: Liv_Waters (Icon_lock) Feeling watched....
  50. Now watch, I'll be twitterbombed with stupid messages by everyone I follow & not a single one will be @ me.
  51. I'm desubbing from the Olsen sisters because there are too many stupid messages.
  52. If I watch YT at the same time, it will take twice as long because one of my dual processors will be too busy to render anything.
  53. About to render a 36 minute movie in HD .mpg to .wmv; this should take over 6 hours while I'm sleeping.
  54. RT: CopyrightLaw “Sony: PSP could ‘go away’ because of piracy” http://tinyurl.com/cqa3hv
  55. I guess I've got to learn how to DVR on my computer.
  56. Crazy segment on Rachel Maddow tonight about 45 minutes in. Rachel's Spy Thriller segment, on MSNBC tonight & repeated a few times tonight.
  57. RT: KarenAlloy I am hanging out with foxycock and we are talking about my boobs and how glorious they have grown.
  58. RT: stevie_ryan Here we go again.. We're out of our medicine, out of our minds and we want in yours, let us in
  59. RT: charlestrippy LOL how many of you practice safe sexting? Oh man... http://twitpic.com/3q3n4 - (but I didn't shoot the Deputy...)
  60. RT: mary_kate_olsenhttp://twitpic.com/3pcl7 - im feeling kind of tribal
  61. I don't have AIDS, or HIV, or even sex with other people. This Monk-life sucks. Hope I never need a blood transfusion.
  62. Hot new song from The Parselmouths on MySpace - Spattergroit http://tinyurl.com/cw7dzh (it sounds like a description of AIDS to me)
  63. RT: bravesgirl5 http://twitpic.com/3pls8 - Steve Martin has the BEST business card ever
  64. @bravesgirl5 Of course, if the radio stations spoof your talk with your shrink on your way home, you'll be locked up forever.
  65. @bravesgirl5 That Steve Martin card is just in case he spoofs you in a movie uncredited and you wind up talking to a shrink about it.
  66. mary_kate_olsen & ashley_f_olsen - and how could these two not be fakes? Reality is stranger than fiction here.
  67. These two are so ridiculously horrid, WOW! Maybe Ashley will still be nice.
  68. !mary_kate_olsen no thats like totally psycho what would posess u to do that? are you going to twitter that to everyone too? jesus mary-kate
  69. RT:@mary_kate_olsen no wait! i need help ew what do u mean ur thing is numb? did u rub blow n there again? i think thats like really bad 4 u
  70. My butt is numb, I'd better stand up. Oops, that might be the wrong thing to do.
  71. @eiaradio I think you need some window covering for your bathroom. Kristina's a bit freaked out by Mr Creepy Next Door Neighbor looking in.
  72. Even when I used to work, those sites would be infiltrated so badly I couldn't keep my job much longer.
  73. Usually the visits are on the order of Mission Impossible-type visits that really make me wonder how they got there.
  74. Plus, there's never even a conversation!
  75. I usually get tracked down once and never again. Why'd they even bother?
  76. !I should probably know better than to believe someone when they say they'll be back, and every single time they don't come back. No more...
  77. LA Law jumped the shark a long time ago. Now Schwarzenegger is shooting giant crocodiles.
  78. I love cheese. 3 slices of American is under 200 calories!
  79. That was strictly a food topic post, sorry.
  80. Really diggin' these chocolate covered almonds from BJ's this year. I wonder if they've been keeping my arms from falling asleep at night.
  81. Really diggin' the Stouffers' Tuna Noodle Casserole TV Dinner this week. $2 a piece/12 oz.
  82. "The Feds knew this was a death sentence you were walking into, and they let you. Now trust me." - Schwarzenegger.
  83. Oh great, Schwarzenegger turns up a thermostat near a gas leak to blow up a house being invaded by killers.
  84. I guess I got to switch to Eraser on TBS now.
  85. The movie Say Nothing on the LMN Network has gone to black screen. 4 minutes already.
  86. It's the top of the hour, 12:59 am, and the LMN Network just froze up mid-show.
  87. RT AO: this thing is stupid im going out. dont tell them where ok? that wouldnt be funny mk
  88. RT MKO to AO: USE THE DIRECT MESSAGE SO IM NOT BORING ALL THESE PEOPLE WHO DONT CARE ABOUT UR PROBLEMS. I just sent u a DM answer me there
  89. In 2 hours, Ashley Olsen's new twitter account got 224 followers.
  90. It's the top of the hour at the bottom of the day (11:59pm), and my ISP cut out on me for a moment. Good Morning Tweeters.
  91. Why won't my computer read a VOB file on my Hard Drive? I have to rename them to mpg and play them on VLC player.
  92. Twitter is too laggy to respond! Not even a Fail Whale!
  93. You can put people in with the dinosaurs, but don't export the dinosaurs to human habitat.
  94. I haven't begun to read HELP yet. Kinda watching The Lost Land, Jurassic Park.
  95. Trying to edit an 8.03 GB mpg file that is 75 MB too large for a DVD. Had to download MAGIX Movie Edit Pro 15 Trial version, then read HELP!
  96. Twitter timed out when I pressed SEND!
  97. Haters. There's plenty of them to go around to everybody.
  98. Some folks on YouTube notice a sharp increase in negative comments after their video gets featured and they get 100K views in 3 days.
  99. I believe celebs are privy to much nicer behavior from others than normal people. However, Paris has been under siege by trolls online.
  100. "Don't make me taze you bro!" - cop customer has no mercy.
  101. Customer says "I'm gonna have to perform CPR on myself!" Game Over. Playing http://bit.ly/GaQot right now. I'm just too too slow atm.
  102. dO i REALLY EVEN NEED TO KNOW IF THESE STATIONS FOLLOW MY TWEETS & BLOG & yOUtUBE? uHG! aLL cAPS bACKWARDS!
  103. Smoke On The Water @ 12:07 AM, 4-18-09, on 99.3FM (The Wall). I didn't even leave the city limits!
  104. So I stop downtown to pick up a slice of pizza for $2.75, cops crawling everywhere. I get in the car and the local radio station is playing
  105. deducted the 2 bux +tax off the bill. I said Good Night, she said have a GREAT NIGHT (almost with a tear in her voice).
  106. So I returned the DVD's late, by 2 minutes, but she let me in the store and pay the fines. I disputed the late fees on free DVD's and she
  107. Watching "Deception" on DVD. Gotta get these things back to the store by midnite. I'm already 5 days late.
  108. Most other stations around here play Smoke On The Water when they want to reemphasize that they burned down the gambling house.
  109. Thank you WBEE, a country radio station that I almost never listen to. They'll be sure to play Do It Again if it was allowed in their format
  110. "We are sorry we have to bring you this HORRIBLE NEWS!" Then my radio went dead because its 20 minutes was up. THEY KNOW when that happens!
  111. Heard two songs when waking: We give whiskey to our men before our horses; Live like you were dying; b4 was a casino commercial, after was..
  112. Cranking up an episode of Starsky & Hutch on YouTube that aired 15 days before I turned 18.
  113. RT jillhanner: Drunk guy - car fire explosion - 2 firetrucks, 2 cop cars and ambulance. Outside my house. Wow
  114. You know you've lost at the casino forever when you go to eat pizza at the gas station across the street and hear Wooden Ships by CSN&Y ...
  115. @mary_kate_olsen bewbs :)
  116. She lost $50K twice, in one commercial break.
  117. Samantha Who stumbles into a casino & is notified she has $50K on account there. Gotta go to the HD channel to watch this on an SD TV.
  118. @KristinaHorner I like the way you laid out your new layout. Keep it. :)
  119. RT: "In the face of enormous community opposition Time Warner will shelve the plan for all of their test markets," http://bit.ly/2halUR
  120. @thewinekone RT: “CW-11 news claims clip of them airing YouTube prank infringes copyright” http://tinyurl.com/dd4nww
  121. That last one was a RT from TWK.
  122. I can't wait for the YouTube redesign! We can all finally use copyrighted material because we'll be shoved to the side and ignored! *dances*
  123. @K80Blog tell me about it...
  124. @MissSarcastic HuluTube phasing out YouTube: Partners will become irrelevant to advertisers. http://tinyurl.com/c9yayk
  125. @thewinekone HuluTube phasing out YouTube: Partners will become irrelevant to advertisers. http://tinyurl.com/c9yayk
  126. @freepress HuluTube phasing out YouTube: Partners will become irrelevant to advertisers. http://tinyurl.com/c9yayk
  127. @POPTUB HuluTube phasing out YouTube: Partners will become irrelevant to advertisers. http://tinyurl.com/c9yayk
  128. @KarenAlloy HuluTube phasing out YouTube: Partners will become irrelevant to advertisers. http://tinyurl.com/c9yayk
  129. @jillhanner HuluTube phasing out YouTube: Partners will become irrelevant to advertisers. http://tinyurl.com/c9yayk
  130. @bravesgirl5 HuluTube phasing out YouTube: Partners will become irrelevant to advertisers. http://tinyurl.com/c9yayk
  131. @annspade HuluTube phasing out YouTube: Partners will become irrelevant to advertisers. http://tinyurl.com/c9yayk
  132. @Lisa_Nova HuluTube phasing out YouTube: Partners will become irrelevant to advertisers. http://tinyurl.com/c9yayk
  133. @buckhollywood HuluTube phasing out YouTube: Partners will become irrelevant to advertisers. http://tinyurl.com/c9yayk
  134. @charlestrippy HuluTube phasing out YouTube: Partners will become irrelevant to advertisers. http://tinyurl.com/c9yayk
  135. @seanbedlam HuluTube phasing out YouTube: Partners will become irrelevant to advertisers. http://tinyurl.com/c9yayk
  136. @jennettemccurdy HuluTube phasing out YouTube: Partners will become irrelevant to advertisers. http://tinyurl.com/c9yayk
  137. @otherijustine HuluTube phasing out YouTube: Partners will become irrelevant to advertisers. http://tinyurl.com/c9yayk
  138. @stevie_ryan HuluTube phasing out YouTube: Partners will become irrelevant to advertisers. http://tinyurl.com/c9yayk
  139. RT: “CW-11 news claims clip of them airing YouTube prank infringes copyright” http://tinyurl.com/dd4nww
  140. @KristinaHorner HuluTube phasing out YouTube: Partners will become irrelevant to advertisers. http://tinyurl.com/c9yayk
  141. I only log in at my YT homepage anyway.
  142. HuluTube phasing out YouTube: Partners will become irrelevant to advertisers. Link for 9 minute video here: http://tinyurl.com/c9yayk
  143. Had to borrow 9 quarters for a trip to Wendy's.
  144. Minneapolis area apartments had a requirement that you needed 3X the rent in income just to get an application to rent. $750 x 3 = $2250!
  145. Now if he'd triple my income and remove certain restrictions, I could rent an apartment without a certain impossible to get help from HUD.
  146. My Food Stamps have gone from $2.50 a day up to near $6 a day since Obama took office. That's $100 more a month. Finally, a COLA!
  147. Obama eases restrictions on Cuba
  148. Or work flipping burgers at $6.65 an hour for 4000 hours a year? (Not taking anything less than 50% of median income here.)
  149. So, would you rather take a job that paid $13.30 an hour for 2000 hours a year, or take a salary of $26.6K and work for 3000 hours a year?
  150. So half of my area makes over $53,200; and half makes less than that.
  151. Low Income would be 80% of median income & for a single person that'd be $42,550; Very Low Income = 50% Median = $26.6K; Extremely Low = 30%
  152. Of course, with the demographics of this town that could be way off base.
  153. If someone has <20%>
  154. My bathroom exhaust ceiling fan has epic failed me three Mondays in a row...all of them extremely important.
  155. @lianegraham not when it's Direct Deposit and they get your account number wrong.
  156. RT isnoggedharry: There is nothing but amazing and hot in this skit: http://tinyurl.com/d3vf7w
  157. http://twitpic.com/3906x - Click Full Size - NomNomNom!
  158. Today’s announcement from Time Warner is a broadband game changer akin to a category five hurricane for many online users.
  159. A 100GB household formerly paid $39.95. They will now pay $114.95. (based on Time-Warner’s proposed $54.95/40GB tier + overage charges)
  160. A 50GB household formerly paid $39.95. They will now pay $64.95. A 75GB household formerly paid $39.95. They will now pay $74.95.
  161. Earthlink, the local competitor that runs on TW lines may receive the same caps TW is issuing, according to TW. There is a monopoly, it's TW
  162. If you're not mad, you're not paying attention! - Time Warner Tier Pricing public reaction.
  163. stopthecap dot com: http://tinyurl.com/c792ng
  164. Every time I go to that link, my personal info comes up, so let me know if my personal info comes up when you click on the link. I hope not.
  165. link in forum to go to Petition Congress to hold hearings about Time Warner's Internet Use Caps: http://tinyurl.com/cnntlp
  166. TWC haters riling up about internet rate change. Nearly everybody says they'll quit TWC if given the choice. http://tinyurl.com/ck262n
  167. Just saw a commercial for Sorry Sliders - "It's Revenge 'Til The End!"
  168. My Dad (& Mom) taught Calculus and never helped me with my homework.
  169. I used to get A's in Math until pre-cal & Calculus. I had a bad teacher and scraped the bottom with D's; but I won the all-school math test.
  170. TW is only affecting the billing in my area and one other area (Greensborough, NC). We're lab rats in their billing cage. Recommend NetMeter
  171. Just when I find Hulu, TW wants me to conserve or pay through the nose.
  172. So a switch from Time Warner to Frontier ($40) is in the cards after 8 years with TW.
  173. My ISP is gonna switch to usage billing in August. A 60 GB plan would cost somewhere between $50-$75, well more than $40 a month I pay now.
  174. RT aplusk: this is taking being like Jesus to the next level http://bit.ly/B3hg
  175. Back to watch Terminator, Sarah Connor Chronicles. Some Must Watch While Some Must Sleep
  176. I know there's an internet copy of the Playboy cover from my birth month somewhere.
  177. Of course, Robert Conrad would ask, "Why not 1965?" Well, maybe Hugh Hefner knows why, if he's been stalking my parents since b4 I was born.
  178. @moonfrye I myself would hedge that back to TV since 1967.
  179. @moonfrye Just about anything from 1983 onward.
  180. @moonfrye View To A Kill - Duran Duran
  181. @moonfrye The Reflex - Duran Duran
  182. @moonfrye Sussudio - anything made in the studio can be taken from the studio
  183. There's a cat fight on my window sill outside!
  184. @moonfrye Let's Dance - Bowie (usurp-style)
  185. Nobody really wants to go to the hospital in this episode of Sarah Connor Chronicles. http://tinyurl.com/ceocde
  186. Numbers
  187. Thought I saw Hilary Duff on Ghost Whisperer tonight. I gotta see if Hulu has that show available.
  188. @ijustine That is ridiculously Pennsylvanian
  189. And my ISP disconnected when I tried to log out.
  190. No incoming tweets for 3 hours. It must be Good Friday.
  191. @KristinaHorner How to drive a stick shift instructional video http://tinyurl.com/czotgm
  192. @jillhanner How to drive a stick shift instructional video http://tinyurl.com/czotgm
  193. RT jillhanner, KristinaHorner: NEW VIDEO! re: Manual Stick Shift driving HELP!! http://tinyurl.com/coftjm
  194. RT moonfrye: iBowl made all-time top 20 apps in Appstore! Click all time top 20 4 iBowl. Appstore almost at 1B downloads! http://bit.ly/kSpX
  195. RT annspade: Mmm'kay. I am SO lovin' this video! They did it again... watch the drive thru screen as they sing it. LOL! http://bit.ly/14dIr7
  196. RT DanWarp: IMPORTANT QUESTION for all the online fans of iCarly. Please click this URL to read: http://tinyurl.com/ddnawu
  197. @jillhanner isn't there a Driver's Ed class for $400 that will teach you how to drive a manual? Class is getting expensive in some parts.
  198. Goodnight...as opposed to the hellish night that never ends.
  199. It's 3AM and katiesopinion just signed off from BlogTV. She had DaveDays there and someone else. They be looking for another apartment.
  200. I listen to hour long mp3's in the bathroom.
  201. Shoutcast for RealPlayer recording: ElectroRadio > Tune In button. http://tinyurl.com/d4bzet
  202. RT ijustine: Been playing way too much skee ball on my iPhone (arcade bowling) -- addicting! Way better than going to Chuck E Cheeseseses
  203. Twitpic MirandaBuzz: http://tinyurl.com/czko87
  204. IPDB for Astro (backglass): http://tinyurl.com/cbgv2h
  205. IPDB for Jungle King (backglass): http://tinyurl.com/dcc4rl
  206. IPDB for UltraPin http://tinyurl.com/c93cnu
  207. IPDB for Big Ben http://tinyurl.com/dmpzfs
  208. @seanbedlam Hi!
  209. That was from seanbedlam. I, however, am in the process of renewing my lease. It's looking successful at this point.
  210. RT:Been given 6 wks notice, so driving around with laptop and mobile net to hunt for a new abode. Maybe an adobe abode. One with a commode.
  211. @moonfrye I don't believe anybody would rescue me via twitter. There's no TV stations in the desert unless you have a satellite dish.
  212. RT KarenAlloy: Easter is the celebration of the first zombie- Jesus rising from the dead!
  213. Teena Marie - If I Were A Bell 1990 (read description): http://tinyurl.com/cy9bvp Teena Marie (o La La La ) 1988: http://tinyurl.com/cusuba
  214. !Note to any one who sees me at a public place: STEER CLEAR OF ME, I am a walking disaster, I might slip on a banana peel and head slam you!
  215. @vprincess so every store you visit on your trip will be out of business by the time you get to Florida?
  216. AIG Shareholders Class Action Amended to Include Geithner, Paulson and Cox as Defendants http://tinyurl.com/d2jz5x
  217. Mortgage Fraud Epidemic: How the FBI Blew It and Why There's No 'Perp Walks' http://tinyurl.com/dy6mmh
  218. A lot of mid-80's movies had next to no dialogue, especially when watched in FF on a VCR.
  219. @KarenAlloy Punky's dog Brandon was named after then-NBC programming chief Brandon Tartikoff.
  220. All 19 Banks passed the stress test. Non-believers go ballistic http://tinyurl.com/c872ok
  221. Found Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles on Hulu http://tinyurl.com/c8ekl6
  222. http://twitpic.com/31a6t -
  223. http://twitpic.com/31a5c -
  224. http://twitpic.com/31a29 -
  225. I upgraded to Firefox 3.08 from 2.0.16 and lost some bookmarks.
  226. I find being away from the tube to be dangerously frighteningly boring. I have to take snapshots with my long walks out of town.
  227. RT bgirL5: "exercise gives you endorphins and endorphins make you happy.."..and happy people aren't sad. going to pilates and yoga!
  228. RT laurenmyrtle: Just shut a piece of my hair in the car door. How does that happen? XD
  229. @katyperry the weather is starkly reactionary. If you see hail, hide your car.
  230. Movies can get written in 90 days right?
  231. Now I gotta find out if this movie was written after his custody trial.
  232. I know someone who would fit the profile of Sean Penn in this movie.
  233. I didn't know Starbucks hired retarded Sean Penn's. I'm sure he got paid a lot more than everybody else.
  234. A lot of Beatles covers in "I Am Sam" movie with Sean Penn playing a retard trying to get custody of little Miss Fanning.
  235. Anybody notice that nearly everybody at the Beverly Hills NA meetings were kleptomaniacs? Why would you let them in your home?
  236. My tweets are being deleted again. I wasn't aware that tweeting wasn't like blogging, because blogs don't get deleted.
  237. The light had been out for several months and management ignored me, my neighbor&the worker. Throw in word about the inspector&it got fixed.
  238. I've still gotta call about renewing my lease. The lady bitched at me over the phone for talking to a worker about a broken light last week.
  239. My neighbor is moving because she is disgusted with the property manager.
  240. Repairs wouldn't be done without that gov't inspector. That's a fact. Not every tenant gets the luxury of having an inspector back you up.
  241. Just got a call from the inspector that the landlord called him and that the 2 required repairs were completed.
  242. @katConfidential Bye Michelle. I'll miss you. Thanks so much for the videos with katConfidential. They were inspired! :)
  243. I'm almost out of underwear & I am out of socks. Today is laundry day.
  244. Had to clean out toilet paper dust in the unit and reinstall an ill-fitting metal grill (to the fan) that makes the wall seem too close.
  245. I heard metal on metal grinding, so the fan wouldn't spin around in its housing.
  246. The fan could be irreplaceable, and could be grounds for eviction. My whole life hangs in the balance based on the life of this fan.
  247. It worked fine during the 7 days in between, and for many months before this started up again.
  248. The bathroom ceiling fan malfunctioned when the inspector came last week, and again today when the repairman showed up.
  249. New Thumbnail Photo up. More from this bathroom-type photo shoot on my MySpace page. http://tinyurl.com/ccvckz
  250. Fail Whale making the rounds.
  251. Winter Weather Advisory: Out of season snowfall of 1"-4" tonite thru tomorrow.
  252. That last tweet was too long to @ reply at anybody.
  253. Popular YouTube Partners have been asked not to do cover songs by YouTube. Even parodies have to be materially different in song structure.
  254. If you ask for permission to cover a song, do you get a $100K advance, or do you get shown the door?
  255. Legal gray areas are not quite worth litigating, even though they should be.
  256. Always ask permission before you cover a song.
  257. Barometer has fallen from 29.74" to 29.29" in the last 12 hours.
  258. @eiaradio Sidewalks & stinky feet?
  259. RT katiesopinion: i just got from the gym and i cant move... seriously!
  260. @KarenAlloy I really shouldn't have eaten that whole.... (insert ur shame here) The 2 pound pizza. Shoulda stuck with 1 pound.
  261. @KarenAlloy 8 oz box of Boston Baked Bean candy. The 24 oz Whitman's Sampler. The 1000 gram box of Mrs. Fields' Cookies. 3.3oz micro-popcorn
  262. Word of the day b4 the fighting ensues: prattle
  263. Face go numb?
  264. Does anybody else get horribly dizzy after singing for 2 minutes?
  265. My chest is wheezing various notes.
  266. Barometer is up from 29.09" to 29.29" in the last 8 hours. Weatherbug recorded a 48 mph gust of wind this past hour. Wind Advisory in effect
  267. Ionizers can mess up electronics, such as capacitors, so beware.
  268. I run ionizers in my apt. to help decontaminate the air of fine particulates, and to re-balance the electrical charge of the air.
  269. This breathing problem started in Jan. 1994 and is in no way related to vices, but city air pollution does aggravate it.
  270. Most homes are very dangerous to me too. Nobody will open a window for me. Buses can be worse because there is no exit once on board.
  271. Most buildings are very dangerous to me because of under-ventilation. If the air in a room is replaced every 3 hours, that would be useful.
  272. I'm hyper-sensitive to under-ventilation. When most people notice a room is stuffy, I'm dying of suffocation.
  273. Just spent 25 minutes browsing the video store. I got a lot of chest pain in there because the place is too under-ventilated.
  274. Watching Disc 3 of Season 1 of Sarah Connor Chronicles (2008). Microphones at every intersection in LA that lead to City Hall?
  275. RT K80Blog: But mommy...Chuckie does talk!
  276. Twitter is too sluggish to let me log out!
  277. Logging out.
  278. RT ijustine: http://twitpic.com/2rx7q - No idea what's up with my iPhone.. It just keeps doing this!
  279. SDFG-Oh. My. God. I used the bathroom no one uses on the 11th floor and went to sit to relax before my next class and a couple was doing it.
  280. RT lianegraham: I woke up happy, but today has quickly begun to suck squid balls. I need cuddles.
  281. Barometer bottomed out at 29.12"?
  282. Twitter has been very sluggish for me since a certain celebrity blond 16 year old left her first tweet this hour.
  283. Tits or STFU - typical MySpace EDM Forum saying - Jill Hanner has this video: Happy National Cleavage Day Video! http://tinyurl.com/dlm3wm
  284. AnnSpade had this little 45 second YT promo to pimp on twitter. http://tinyurl.com/cw8ez2 Kind of eerie.
  285. Charles Trippy is RT this: If You're Not Indie F U. http://tinyurl.com/c4e87k
  286. This has been going since it was EBS.
  287. EAS Alert Systems + me = harassment by high Gov't/Media Authorities
  288. One time I noticed half a dozen Time Warner Cable vans in the garage mechanics' parking lot waiting for service.
  289. A few times now I've stopped into the local garage for car repairs, and within 2 minutes the TV there goes into Emergency Alert System mode.
  290. Barometer is falling like a rock today. Down from 29.71" to 29.18" in 12 hours.
  291. If you have a patent pending idea, don't whisper it in my ear, they might hear AND disrupt your cell phone service.
  292. So I really have to limit what is said to me, if possible.
  293. I don't believe conversations with me ANYWHERE are safe from the media!
  294. The next day I heard some top LA DJ's doing their morning banter and within 3 minutes of my tuning in, they worked in the word copacetic.
  295. He had replaced a 20 yr old fridge and an exploded air conditioner for me in the space of one month.
  296. He had to explain to me what the word meant. He and his wife left the complex and the job a couple months later to move to Lancaster, CA.
  297. I remember in 7-89 the property manager came to me on a path and asked if everything was copacetic. I had never heard that word before.
  298. Somewhere over the YouTube, http://tinyurl.com/cz89a8
  299. Nobody tells them what to do. Definitely not me.
  300. I get ignored 99%+ of the time I ask my parents or brother to get out of their chair to do something with me.
  301. It's all talk and never lift a finger in that house.
  302. I cannot teach my mom how to use the last vcr we bought and she refuses to read the manual. Par for the course in that house.
  303. I want her to get a DVD recorder since we can't buy blank video tapes anymore. The remotes' pause button on my 5yr old DVR is busted.
  304. She'll tell me in a week whether I have to take down the setup and bring back the 13" TV. She wants a DVD player in the kitchen.
  305. Her ancient 13" TV only goes to channel 65, her VCR (20 yrs old) only goes to ch 69. C-Span 2 is on ch 77.
  306. Set up 20" HD TV (3 yrs old) for my mom's kitchen. Speakers are too trebly and a bit blown. Had to use line out to computer speakers w sub.
  307. Getting around my twitter page is taking a horrendously long time today.
  308. Bankruptcy - Social Security Stunner - Bankrupt in 2010 http://tinyurl.com/djzd2w
  309. RT:Runway Update: Hour 2- child about to break glass with screeching. Girl in front of me has "dress sexy at my funeral" tattoed on her arm.
  310. @vprincess U-Haul
  311. Charles Trippy is recommending this video tonight http://tinyurl.com/52nn6o
  312. And while I was snooping in my fridge, the fridge light burned out and the radio mentioned something about the same within seconds. (11/1988
  313. I lost 60 pounds in my 1st yr in LA on a Mama Celeste, Hamburger stand diet. Mama Celeste died the day I first bought 10 of her frozen pizza
  314. So I figured out, back in 1992, that the murder rate was 400X higher per square mile there than the worst neighborhoods in Minneapolis. PTSD
  315. I read a couple years ago that 90% of the violent crime in the SFV came out of my neighborhood. As Letterman always said "LOCATION, LOCATION
  316. And milk spoils very quickly in the 90+ degree heat on the walk home from the supermarket. I was just missing a bullet-proof body suit.
  317. I lived in the worst neighborhood in the San Fernando Valley, gunfire every 2 hours 24-7 on my block. Road barricades cut that down 90%.
  318. When I got to LA (11/1988-5/92), I'd steal my neighbors' used copy of the LA Times & Daily News and read that for hours.
  319. I was never really interested in what was written in that particular newspaper, even today.
  320. I used to be on the HS swim team. I'd lug around 40 pounds of newspapers for an hour before practice each day while taking my dog for a walk
  321. Back in HS I used to sleep on the couch after dinner/news for an hour or two. Homework? Only done during commercials, or study hall.
  322. I slept on the couch during 2 hours of CNBC insanity tonight.
  323. Listened to John Tesh give examples of why Obama is so great with live speeches, then I got Rick-Rolled. This was a 2 minute ride home.
  324. The PBS station which runs the clock on my mom's vcr kept changing the time. 1st 1 hour slow, 2) on-time, 3) 3.75 hours fast, 4) on-time.
  325. I gotta de-trance and cut some checks for the rent & 'lectricity; and then go back to bed. I was up way too early for the nazi this AM.
  326. The mirror thinks I'm cute but the camera says something horribly different. I just can't see myself in the lens is all.
  327. Spricket24 being cute for Daily Booth http://tinyurl.com/dcfhpf I love the first responder there, "I'm just not cute.." LOL!
  328. Ticker-Forum link, http://tinyurl.com/4hqa9e
  329. RT: Stop being pussies and start throwing molotov ****tails. It's not like anyone there has a future worth mentioning anyway...
  330. RT: A good riot would be cleansing. Breaking a few windows and letting the bobbies knock you on the head a few times is disappointing.
  331. Many photos of G-20 protest in London http://tinyurl.com/cmqydn
  332. Obamas meet privately with Queen Elizabeth.
  333. What constitutes a fatal error on a notice of intention to use a compulsory license?” http://tinyurl.com/dy33ev
  334. Madoff's $7 Million Yacht Seized
  335. 7666.82 DJ
  336. 62 cent new tax on cigarettes today? What do I care? I'm not spending my last dime on no stinkin' cigarettes. ...More business for Indians.
  337. @MissSarcastic I've never filed. Got a video to show how to do it?
  338. Rage Against Greed at the Royal Bank of Scotland, next on MSNBC. Rioting!!!
  339. RT: I have 5 new videos I am sitting on until this is straightened out. Not that anyone would really care, just makes me feel better.
  340. Google seems to be taking 90% of Ad-Sense earnings instead of 15% all of a sudden. http://tinyurl.com/d4pfzj
  341. He noted a couple things and he will be writing threatening letters to other people. Off with my head if this stuff ain't fixed!
  342. There will be a nazi at my door in 5 minutes, and it isn't me.
  343. winss.exe took 1.1GB and 10 minutes out of my life this morning. Total RAM useage was at 1777060K, on Win XP bootup. Thanks Live 1 Care.
  344. I'd like to know why radio DJ's go berzerk when I drive near a casino. They don't want me to go in, that's a certainty.
  345. ijustine RT: I don't know why Facebook keeps thinking I have a gambling problem. Tisk tisk ad targeting.
  346. MJPro Tip: Having trouble memorizing your lines? Record yourself reading them, then listen to yourself on repeat while folding your laundry.
  347. Do I memorize anything? I don't think so. Nobody asks me to. Why would I? How could I? I can't recite the Gettysburg Address, even at school
  348. I've got three medicines I'll need to take for life at this point, and 2 of them are very expensive, unless the co-pay is $3.
  349. Tweet for flu medicine. Pharmacy on call. No, not really.
  350. Not getting $25,000 a year would top that list.
  351. Now I'm wondering what to do with $10,000 a year.
  352. Yup, I can't sign entertainment contracts.
  353. I used to know what I'd do with $100 million, until the meds took my brain away. In the meantime, everybody else knew what to do with theirs
  354. RT mary_kate_olsen: hmmmm im really into fartboxing right now... its like beatboxing with your butthole
  355. Gotta resume cleaning apartment.
  356. @MissSarcastic Talk is cheap. Jobs cost money (to employers). Happy Birthday anyway.
  357. The Hulu-fication of YouTube coming soon http://tinyurl.com/d8et3r
  358. Charles Trippy set up a webcam for BlogTV to monitor his dogs while he's away getting supplies. Asking followers to send screenshots to twit
  359. The radio watches me go to sleep, and sometimes encourages masturbation. So everybody listening within a 100 mile diameter will be doing it.
  360. Lost 1/3rd of my followers from last nights' tweets. Also noticing TwitPic doesn't show pictures anymore for some recent tweets by others.
  361. It always made me feel like the radio was watching me take a bath.
  362. Is it just odd to see a bathtub on TV with the same antique water knobs & drain mechanism as the one in your house?
  363. Fashion police steal sneakers from pedestrians and string them up on power lines to let everyone know there are lethal weapons nearby.
  364. Damn DVD's from rental store are always defective somehow. Somebody pushed pause and destroyed the integrity of the discs.
  365. Watching Season 1 of The Sarah Connor Chronicles. 3 Discs.
  366. Great Miley Cyrus-Jonas Brothers concert on Disney Channel. Damn DVR is too full this time around.
  367. @ijustine uh-oh, SWF
  368. I'll tell that to my landlord come renewal time.
  369. KarenAlloy RT: I'm not going to lie- when someone is being so eff'n stupid I can't help but harass them. Nerds!
  370. The Viper Room has unfollowed me. I think someone stole their tweeterer last night and added me, then they found out what happened.
  371. Got a follow from The Viper Room. I've never been there. I was told I shoulda been there 20 years ago, but no.
  372. Watching Airport '75, radio troubles, no pilot. BTW, my ISP quit on me for the last 20 min. after last tweet. Downloaded 1.500 GB today.
  373. Lisa Nova went to a star-studded Perez Hilton birthday party tonight. Salmon Rushdie; Christina Aguilera,...more? Iranian terrorists?
  374. Oyvey, The Weather Channel lady leaves a quirky surprise in our vocabulary the other day.
  375. Headline seen from flooded Fargo yesterday: Bent, Not Broken
  376. My MySpace sig line is: If it's too broke, it's beyond fixing.
  377. itsnot RT: I just remembered the time our school newspaper seriously considered buying a real lie detector. We were strange little writers.
  378. @DanWarp I'm not sure but Sam is always kicking butt and Freddie is gonna feel it. He'd be safer with Carly.
  379. @KarenAlloy yeah..that was a bust.
  380. @KarenAlloy Twittering all peeping Tom birds, you're all under arrest! Fail Whale paddy wagon on the way.
  381. Lesson #1 of Twitter: You cannot send direct messages to people who are not following you.
  382. @jillhanner would a box of Special K do?
  383. Jamie Spears squashes Britney Spears Fansite http://tinyurl.com/co2yrc
  384. Cooking up a couple Red Baron Deep Dish mini pizzas in a toaster oven. Also been cleaning my dining table for hours, huge backlog.
  385. Just got a final courtesy call from Florida before they will be UNABLE to lower my credit card interest rate. Must be a scam.
  386. @aplusk if kids have no money, they won't learn money management skills. Adult classes are needed for money management skills.
  387. The active celebs would be at infinity cm.
  388. figure out your e-penis size (even if you're a girl, lol) http://www.epenis.nl/ I'd say more but I've only got so much room here.
  389. @bravesgirl5 I got under an inch. Not quite enough to bump a wall with.
  390. Phat Dippin' with a large YouTube cast - music rap video HOT and HD! http://tinyurl.com/d7rrby
  391. Epic Fail letter traps spricket24 http://tinyurl.com/d4f53e
  392. Just got a Red Flag alert from my local Weatherbug. Have we EVER had a Red Flag Alert here? It's freezing outside!
  393. katyperry RT just now: welcome to the windy city. Just saw a woman jump out a high rise window and land. crazy. This world out there.
  394. Time to play Circle In The Sand http://tinyurl.com/274mj8
  395. lianegraham tweeted 90 seconds b4 that about seeing a lot of blind people & ladders, everywhere.
  396. bravesgirl5 tweeted 25 seconds b4 my DJ Crush tweet: about waxing her eyebrows
  397. DJ Crush - Jungle/Drum & Bass Remixes Vol. 1 - Mo' Wax http://tinyurl.com/caet4h
  398. I wrote: The soot blowing down the city street makes me cough, and so does the aroma from chicken soup.
  399. cf cont: my pussy lungs can no longer take it. I blame bad lungs on my mom. i hate genes.
  400. color farm wrote: smoked my first cigarette since saturday like 4 hours ago and haven't stopped coughing since. I cannot smoke anymore.
  401. So every relationship is a 30 minute sit-com and by the end of the hour you'll be over it. That will be $150 please, thanks.
  402. They say it takes you as long to get over a relationship as you were in it.
  403. @KarenAlloy You can't buy beer in another state without a passport!
  404. @KarenAlloy you're still not a US citizen without a US Passport - get one.
  405. Now I've gotta shower & get dressed.
  406. I'll have to go to the iTunes store from here to download the episode http://www.twit.tv/ Leo Laporte The Tech Guy 545, on 3-24-09 Free
  407. Episode 133 twit.tv/mbw - I tuned in around 11 AM PDT - 15 minutes after justine tweeted about it
  408. teleport
  409. refer to Ghost by Emilie Autumn
  410. Been watching iJustine on TWIT Live - massive psychic connection from here.
  411. Fail Whale rearing its ugly head
  412. RT AKIf I didn't know better. I'd go get ripped get a public intox and spend a week in heavenRT @thenchantedone: Monaco's prison is amazing!
  413. Really, how often do THEY call?
  414. Just got a call from my cell phone provider offering 30 bonus minutes with 120 paid minutes if I use the bonus code provided.
  415. Ashton's live feed from Monaco on qik kept freezing up, so the psychic connection was only established for about 1 second.
  416. @azrienoch I don't think meds will fix that type of anticipation anxiety, but they will sure deaden your soul.
  417. @bravesgirl5 are you taking a class quiz right now? I don't have that kind of answer atm.
  418. @KarenAlloy let us know if your tweets are being randomly deleted by the system. Mine were last night and a few nights ago. Hackers.
  419. @MissSarcastic eh, you talkin' to me, or the Twitter Fail Whale?
  420. @charlestrippy Twitter deletes thoughts no matter their importance. Someone has taken over the system.
  421. @Lisa_Nova Yeah, uh, I'd keep the video private until the HD link works.
  422. @jillhanner do they lose the signal when they flush? lol.
  423. @bravesgirl5 in a bad depression, with 70%+ unemployment in some urban areas, there are no legal job opportunities available
  424. And many of my Tweets are being deleted this very minute by the system, not by me.
  425. And YouTube ain't much better.
  426. Twitter is too corrupted for me to continue Tweeting. I'll just watch.
  427. Years Of Refusal - yeah being hunted down by Morrissey is one hella psycho dream. All this invasion of privacy is protection? They make $$$M
  428. CNN.com - Warner To YouTube: Stop The Music! By Jennifer Bosavage, ChannelWeb 5:22 PM EDT Mon. Mar. 23, 2009
  429. YT-"So unless they leave lots of breathing room for remixed content, these filters end up sideswiping lots of fair uses."
  430. YT-the Content ID system: "These systems are still primitive and unable to distinguish a transformative remix from copyright infringement,"
  431. For a more rhyming version - Twittering is what I do while waiting for the laundry cycle to conclude after I forget to turn on the YouTube.
  432. Twittering is what I do while waiting for the laundry cycle to conclude after I forget to turn on the TV.
  433. Well, Twitter is actively deleting my tweets again.
  434. I'm glad someone is decoding this confusion from Down Under. But is it me?
  435. RT-seanbedlam - Tweeting makes angels cry tears of baby milk, and then those tears hold little milky hands and cry tears of shiny sunshine.
  436. Correct answer is 2 spindles of CD-R and 2 spindles of DVD-R.
  437. If you only bought 4 CD's a year, 2 for your birthday and two for Christmas, what would they be?
  438. Barometer just went up another millibar, much more than a COLA.
  439. RT -A stack of new bike paths in Victoria? Since most people seem to die of sitting in office chairs this is news that warrants tasty cakes!
  440. RT-seanbedlam - What a surprise! Turns out young people online have more to fear from each other than random oldsters. Childhood is stink.
  441. RT - Sylvia Plath's son committed suicide. Suicide? Or was he buried under a falling stack of asshole books written about his parents?
  442. My max-min thermometer clock which runs on batteries was reset to midnight and lost all it's max-min readings because of static from blanket
  443. I had to take my wristwatch off before taking the blankets off my bed to wash the sheets because the static would reset my watch to 0.
  444. RT from ijustine - http://twitpic.com/2e460 - Check out this AWESOME fail whale necklace I found today :)
  445. RT from thewinekone - Telling all you losers to watch this: http://tinyurl.com/d32yf8
  446. The barometer is at 30.53" here.
  447. It's 3 degrees above freezing and walking in the cold air gives me horrible exercise-induced asthma. The dew point is 1 degree F.
  448. @annspade I thought I saw your ego in your Christmas Dance video a few months ago.
  449. I've got an apartment inspection on April Fool's Day. I'm choking on the dust in here. Gotta a lot of cleaning to do here and soon.
  450. @KarenAlloy RT puke face... well that should scare some people off their deuces
  451. @KarenAlloy open your windows, get some fresh air in there, unless you live near a landfill that the wind is blowing from 2U.
  452. @DanWarp Speghetti-O's
  453. @jillhanner I'm losing some Tweets too. I just changed my password and Twitter Fail Whaled on me. I'll be lucky if this reply gets out 2U.
  454. Twitter went Fail Whale on me when I changed my password.
  455. My tweets are being deleted by someone other than me. Time to change my password.
  456. Twitter seems to be jammed up this hour.
  457. RT-I can see why people develop multiple personalities. When the facts of your life suck, you want someone else's - makes perfect sense yo!
  458. Funny thing is, I can sit at home and watch Congress on C-Span and hijack a speakers' speech patterns with my thought patterns & vice-versa.
  459. My life was hijacked by Main Stream Media, so they're all about me, or vice-versa - the line is far too blurry.
  460. RT -I can see why people develop multiple personalities. When the facts of your life suck, you want someone else's - makes perfect sense yo!
  461. @katyperry Tweet
  462. @Drdrew The difference between millions and billions in aggregate
  463. Link http://tinyurl.com/TwitterM...
  464. Twitter Help Forums link http://tinyurl.com/helpforums
  465. @KristinaHorner You get an A+ from me for your latest video. You make me feel like a kid again. Good skill on your luck exams later.
  466. @KarenAlloy You look very self-assuredly happy in this instance. Good for you. :) I love green, take it off.
  467. @KarenAlloy Poutin' Paddy Potato Head is gonna blow up da Daily Booth, like a fail whale gettin' blown up on da beach. He'll grow real eyes
  468. @lianegraham oppositional defiant disorder? or just on auto-contradict? It's a whiplash balancing act. Have a Tootsie Pop.
  469. @ijustine yes, that outcreeps the headless horseman
  470. Monkeyland-EDM wrote: I once had this girlfriend who used to knock on all my neighbors' doors and tell them that I was a criminal.
  471. My MySpace page link is found on my YouTube page, but not the other way around...maybe tinyURL will work on MySpace?
  472. Here's the link to MySpace EDM Forum - it's seriously rude in there. http://tinyurl.com/MySpace-...
  473. Here's the link to see my blogspot blog http://tinyurl.com/dp45blog...
  474. I am posting my first tiny URL link ever to get what the shorthand of Twitter means http://tinyurl.com/Twitter-...
  475. @KristinaHorner I couldn't teach my mother how to use a mouse, because nobody can tell her what to do. So unteachable.
  476. I have been following many of my followings for a couple months now, if not longer.
  477. Click the Home button to send a Tweet Update - GUI note...and note the character counter. It's running down, it will soon be at zero.......!
  478. @thewinekone replied
  479. http://twitpic.com/23h6v - Lazy Couch Potato!
  480. I'm opening a Twitter account and downloading Tweetdeck, which runs on Windows XP. I haven't done this before since I thought it was all Mac

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