Aniston slams Internet dating
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Jennifer Aniston has vowed never to turn to Internet dating no matter how dire her love life becomes.
The former Friends star split from husband Brad
But Aniston is adamant that she will always be a fan of face-to-face meetings and will never look to the Web to find herself a man.
In a joint interview with her He's Just Not That Into You co-star Drew Barrymore, she says, "No, no, no. The Internet freaks me out. The Internet warps reality. If you're an Internet person, real life will fall short of what you have been privy to online - sexually, emotionally. It's so unreal and gives you this sense of order where there isn't any.
"You can't drag and paste life!"
And Barrymore agrees, adding, "You think people tell the truth about themselves? Every guy is six foot, four inches with a huge s******. That's why people love it so much. Internet does not equal sodium pentothal (Polaroid pictures)."
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TV Guide July 26, 1997 - I thought I saw her creep up behind me in a local grocery store just minutes before I saw this photo in the checkout line. She was bending over the frozen foods showing me her ass. She also seemed to have a horrible (fake?) nose, very disconcerting. Yeah officer, in disguise would include a horrible fake nose.Click on the link above (He's Just Not That Into You) for the theme song version of this encounter; plausible deniability built right-in 11 years later.
More magazine cover photos of Jennifer
Jennifer also happened to be on Jay Leno Thursday night (2-5-09). She almost sounded like Michelle (anythingsarcastic of YouTube) for a very brief moment.
Poster of Picture Perfect, 1997
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