Scene from an Italian Restaurant - Conan O'Brien

RT: ConanOBrien
Eating alone in an Italian restaurant and this is on the table. I think I'll use my vermicelli to make him a thong: bit.ly/tc3vKS

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I'm watching #MoneyBall and loving it so very much.

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Another useless talent of mine lockerz.com/s/157694909

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