how to be Sam for Halloween! - iCarly

So we got an email from a fan asking how to be Sam for Halloween! And as her very best friend in the universe (for better or worse), I feel like I should be the one to tell you EXACTLY what to do to make your Sam Halloween costume SUPER authentic. But since Sam refused to pose for this picture, I've dressed up my Ukrainian neighbor, Darina from the 7th floor, as Sam.

Here's what you're gonna need:
1. Cargo pants that aren't exactly PANTS nor are they SHORTS. Just that weird in-between length. We call them SHANTS
2. High-top sneakers with an obnoxious pattern on them -- preferably stars or graffiti
3. Patterned t-shirt with short-sleeved jacked over it
4. Long, curly blonde wig or extensions
5. Sam's bright blue remote
6. One GIGANTIC ham sandwich
7. A bad attitude
Wear the clothes, carry the remote, hold the sandwich -- DO NOT EAT IT, and find a guy that looks like Freddie to insult all night. Congratulations, you are Sam! You will most likely not do anything productive all night and you may even get arrested!
Have fun.

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